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"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!"
---Tyler Durden, Fight Club
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
It's very cute!
She looks very happy~ n__n
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"Don't you know it's only the foolish who speak sense all the time?"-Anne of Green Gables xDD
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They soon learned not to trust the community towel...
COMMISSIONS! =>> [link]
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Stay if you wanna love me, stay
Oh don't be shy, let's cause a scene
Like lovers do on silver screens
Let's make it yeah, we'll cause a scene
It's Indie rock'n'roll for me...
- Lyrics from The Killers
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I'm Captian Jack Sparrow in DA's KHII Crew
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